Clever Like A Cleaver.

meladoodle:

son… it’s about time we had a little chat about sex.. well i actually need a few tips, your mother is unsatisfied.. wait where are you going…

xen-dance:

this is modern art

xen-dance:

this is modern art

phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

busy-tobeinlove:

professionalcinnabon:

professionalcinnabon:

woke up to a blood stain on my bedsheets wtf



this is literally the best post ever

busy-tobeinlove:

professionalcinnabon:

professionalcinnabon:

woke up to a blood stain on my bedsheets wtf

this is literally the best post ever

highfunctioningsociocat:

god-tieraradia:

hashtaghomicide:

what cats?!

wildteam!

GET YOUR GAME IN THE HEAD

nihilisme:

ittybittylittleworld:

punkasslouis:

I just watched a kid break down in the bookstore because his books for the semester totaled $600 and that’s the american university system in a nutshell

I was on the verge of tears when I got to the cashier so yeah, that’s messed up

Go here and just, don’t waste any more money okay?

so I went to Madame Tussauds last weekend

cotino:

Here’s a picture of me chillin’ with my girlfriend, Emma

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Geez Johnny Depp lighten up a little!

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THIS GUY!

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Which of us is the real??? You might never know!!!

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Me and this guy sharing a moment <3

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"Omg Britney wow you shouldn’t have, I’m sO GRATEFUL wow thanks bby!"

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Jammin’

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I AM NOT WORTHY

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me and my new boyfriend <3

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WAIT NEVERMIND

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back off ladies and gentlemen 

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"GURL IMMA HAVE TO CALL U BACK"

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